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“THE GIFT”

A handsome man, once a fighter pilot, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

Alexandria looked at Jack and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?” Jack says, “You know what, I bet he will.” Alexandria replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”

Jack replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”

Alexandria replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.” Jack took the money. Alexandria went back to work at the US Congress.

Thus is the reasoning of socialists…they’ve seen societies that adopt socialism die repeatedly
throughout history, but think that it won’t happen again.

January 27, 2019 | 1 Comment »

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  1. The viral video of Ocasio-Cortez shows that she was a beautiful girl in college and a pretty good dancer. Now she’s bare-bones thin ugly and looks sickly. Suffering from anorexia, bulimia, or AIDS? And the only dancing she does now is to the tune of the far left. Very sad. She should have become a song-and-dance pro after college–she might even have become a star–and kept out of politics. Very sad that she made such bad choices with her life.