“Poof the Clueless Kerry”

Israel Mazav

Here’s a song from your youth. Remember Puff the Magic Dragon (or Puff the Kosher Dragon for those of you who were in NCSY)? If you don’t, or even if you do, let’s go to the videotape.

By Steven Plaut

Steven Plaut has updated the song.

Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas, And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee,

Little Barack Bama loved that rascal Poof, And gave him Secretary perks and other fancy stuff, oh

Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas, And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee,

Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas, And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee.

To Ramallah he traveled in his diplomatic ride Obamie kept a lookout back in Foggy Bottom’s tide, Arab kings and terrorists would bow whene’er he came, Abbas counted chickens every time Poof squeaked his name, oh!

Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas, And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee, Poof the Clueless Kerry, traveled overseas, And frolicked in the springlike mist in a land called Iz-Ra-Lee.