Many US Christians want to convert and become settlers

[There is no reason why this initiative shouldn’t be supported. This could become a trend that sees more converts making aliya than Jews. T. Belman]

YNET

About 1,000 Americans have signed a document requesting to convert to Judaism, move to Israel, and settle in Samaria.

The group members are seeking to serve in the IDF and later establish communities based on the Kibbutz movement model.

The document was presented to Yisrael Beiteinu Knesset Member Lia Shemtov, who met with the group’s representative last week and promised to offer her help in facilitating the initiative.

The Christian group’s representative, Baruch Abramovich, said he was hopeful that MK Shemtov would be able to elicit the government’s support for the initiative.

Ironically, the venture received a boost through the help of priests at some 70 different churches in the US, who last summer urged their followers to boycott Abramovich and his new community. The broad media coverage attracted many new participants to the initiative.

The Christian group seeks to purchase land in Samaria, and Abramovich says that in Missouri alone a community of some 400 people is already keeping the Shabbat.

“They manage collective kibbutz life and aspire to create such community in Samaria, or in any area that would like to absorb people who truly love Israel and the Jewish religion,” he said.

MK Shemtov expressed her support for the idea, noting that “bringing hundreds of educated, established people to Israel will help in developing Samaria and reinforcing it as an inseparable part of the State of Israel. We are dealing with people who wish to undergo Orthodox conversion, contribute to the economy, and even to serve in the IDF.”

Officials at the Samaria Regional council confirmed that they were approached about the initiative, but noted that according to the Law of Return, only Jews can move to Israel and receive citizenship.

“If families from this group undergo proper conversion and move to Israel in line with the Law of Return, we’ll of course be happy to welcome them in Samaria,” one official said.

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  1. Ira says:
    April 15, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    Judaism is divided about converts.

    Inaccurate. Read on.

    Our wise men z”l said:..Converts to Israel, are as difficult as the Psoriasis..(or, Lepra).
    Why was Moses refrain from enter the promised land? many would say that this was because hitting the rock twice, In my humble opinion this was because he had converted indiscreetly the mob despite God’s clear order not to.
    Should we or should we not?

    That’s nice about Moses. Do you have a single foundation for it or is it wishful thinking?

    Regarding the Sages stating the difficulties converts often bring to Israel, you only quote Rav Chelbo. Try mentioning the events with Hillel and Shamai in Tractate Shabbat 31a. Then there is the compliments of how beneficial converts in the land of Israel are in Tractate Geirim.

    Historically, we have almost always accepted converts, as long as they are sincere and understand what will become their obligations as Jews.

  2. Roslyn Farmer says:
    April 16, 2011 at 1:08 am

    1. How could jesus have been anyone’s messiah?

    2. Did jesus’ “disciples” die for a lie?

    Shy Guy, here’s my attempt to answer

    Fail. My 2 questions in comment #28 are links to video essays. Click on them listen to the videos and state your counter arguments. Lotsa luck.

  3. The dust was created ex-nihilo, so in that sense, so were they. I used the term to mean that G-d made them, it didn’t take millenia for them to evolve from goo. They did bear fruit, their children.

    In Exodus, it was the blood of the lamb on the doorposts that spared the firstborn of the Hebrews. And lambs were sacrificed on the temple altar.

    The NT commends those who look diligently into things and questions them, as being righteous people. I apologize for not being more diligent, I do look into things but have less time than interest.

    We agree that the “seed” refers to the Messiah. I don’t know of a good answer regarding being literally of Joseph’s seed, and I don’t know Mary’s lineage. There are some good Christian theologians who rightly criticize the majority of us for lack of diligence and thought in our faith – something G-d wants, but we tend to culturally ignore. I wish you had such a person to talk with. Here’s the only question I can think of for now, In Genesis, it also says that this ‘seed’ will crush Satan’s head. If the Messiah is just a man, how can he do that? That’s an honest question, I didn’t get it from a theologian nor any training on evangelizing Jews.

    Is the Mosaic covenant worlds apart from the covenant G-d made with Abraham? On one level it looks that way, but G-d’s character is the same through both covenants – and even in the one with Noah, and with Adam and Eve. Ditto my same intent in this question.

  4. Roslyn Farmer says: As for dying for a ‘lie’, the NT says that if Jesus isn’t who he says he is, that’s exactly what they did, and all Christians are fools.

    Comparative Mythology: Jesus, Mithras and Osiris

    Real Proof that Jesus was NOT real

    Christianity is based on the unique belief that Jesus was God’s Son, born of a virgin, sacrificed for the Salvation of man. In reality, as sacrificed virgin-born Savior Son of God, Jesus was not unique. Not even close. The Jesus mythos simply followed the traditional model of the ancient pagan savior-gods.

    At the time of Jesus of Nazareth, as for centuries before, the Mediterranean world roiled with a happy diversity of creeds and rituals. Details varied according to location and culture, but the general outlines of these faiths were astonishingly similar. Roughly speaking the ancients’ gods:

    * Were born on or very near our Christmas Day
    * Were born of a Virgin-Mother
    * Were born in a Cave or Underground Chamber
    * Led a life of toil for Mankind
    * Were called by the names of Light-bringer, Healer, Mediator, Savior, Deliverer
    * Were however vanquished by the Powers of Darkness
    * And descended into Hell or the Underworld
    * Rose again from the dead, and became the pioneers of mankind to the Heavenly world
    * Founded Communions of Saints, and Churches into which disciples were received by Baptism
    * Were commemorated by Eucharistic meals

    Krishna was born of the virgin Devaki; the Savior Dionysus was born of the virgin Semele. Buddha too was born of a virgin, as were the Egyptian Horus and Osiris. The old Teutonic goddess Hertha was a virgin impregnated by the heavenly Spirit and bore a son. Scandinavian Frigga was impregnated by the All-Father Odin and bore Balder, the healer and savior of mankind.

    Mithras was born in a cave, on December 25th, of a virgin mother. He came from heaven to be born as a man, to redeem men from their sin. He was know as “Savior,” “Son of God,” “Redeemer,” and “Lamb of God.” With twelve disciples he traveled far and wide as a teacher and illuminator of men. He was buried in a tomb from which he rose again from the dead — an event celebrated yearly with much rejoicing. His followers kept the Sabbath holy, holding sacramental feasts in remembrance of Him. The sacred meal of bread and water, or bread and wine, was symbolic of the body and blood of the sacred bull.

    The celebration of Christmas on December 25 was originally the pagan birthday of Mithras, the sun god, whose day of the week is still known as “Sunday.” The halo of light which is usually shown surrounding the face of Jesus and Christian saints, is another concept taken from the sun god. The theme of temptation by a devil-like creature was also found in pagan mythology. In particular, the story of Jesus’s temptation by Satan resembles the temptation of Osiris by the devil-god Set in Egyptian mythology.

  5. On a followup note. Your ideas on Adam and Eve fail to account for the commandment to them, to be fruitful and multiply. How can a person be “fruitful” if they bear no fruit. Created ex-nihilo? How do you account for Adam coming from the “dust of the earth”.

  6. If you say this then you are denying what the Prophet spoke of. The Mashiach (the real one) will be a branch from the root of Jesse. In order to accomplish this he must be from the literal seed of Jesse and David. This can’t be deemed to apply to be from Mary because the lineage doesn’t track. He must come from the father’s side, literally, otherwise the Prophet would have used terms that weren’t specific to a “seed”.

    This notion of being a “lamb of god” is also contrary. There should have been a least a single instance in the Prophets where Mashiach would be so referred. But what we do find is other religions do use this term, “lamb of god”. These were all the pagan religions, such as Zoroastrianism and Mithraism, etc. Now, isn’t it interesting that G-d would institute a system that directly parallels the pagan religions that Israel was punished for following. So, is it any wonder that the Prophet speaks of the nations coming to Israel and saying that they inherited all lies.

    Faith doesn’t have the same meaning as the Hebrew translated word “Emunah”. There’s Hebrew and then there Xtianese. The two do not correspond and it is why Xtianity doesn’t have any resemblance to Judaism. They are worlds apart. Would G-d create an institution that was worlds apart from what he taught Moshe at Sinai. Not hardly. G-d says he does not change. Therefore, the nations have inherited lies.

  7. 1. How could jesus have been anyone’s messiah?

    2. Did jesus’ “disciples” die for a lie?

    Shy Guy, here’s my attempt to answer, but I’m not a theologian, nor well-versed.

    In Christianity, Jesus is the Word of G-d made flesh. As the Word, he existed before creation. So there was no “relationship” between G-d and Mary to “create” Jesus, because he was pre-existent. G-d created Adam and Eve ex-nihilo, so no need of sperm – or even egg for that matter to create the body that he would indwell. (Though I would think he did use Mary’s egg so that genetically, in his body he was Jewish.) As G-d’s Word, he cannot be killed or die, but the fleshly body he inhabited could die. As the Word of G-d made (temporarily) flesh, he was perfect, and so the perfect sacrifice (lamb) for our sins – so now we are no longer separated from G-d by the ugliness of our hearts and minds, but forgiven. So that’s why he’s our messiah -he rescued us from ourselves. Since he is the Word of G-d, then G-d Himself chose to be our messiah.

    Jesus did embody and symbolize Israel in many ways – the suffering rejected servant hated by the world was meant to be a picture of Israel. The NT is clear that Jesus returns in a second saviour role to save Israel (not us) from her enemies. The NT teaches that Israel has not been rejected, but that G-d allowed the gentiles who did not seek Him to have faith to make Israel jealous, because of his love for Israel, who wasn’t always faithful. (We have failed miserably at being faithful ourselves.)

    G-d calls us to reason, but faith is a gift we can’t boast about having earned.

    As for dying for a ‘lie’, the NT says that if Jesus isn’t who he says he is, that’s exactly what they did, and all Christians are fools.

  8. BlandOatmeal says:

    By the way, has anyone noticed that there are more Mormons in the world today than Jews? The same goes for Pentecostals, Assemblies of God, Seventh Day Adventists and probably also Jehovah’s Witnesses — and these Jewstian sects have been around less than 200 years. That’s because they’re all zealous for their religions and actively seeking converts. The Jews, meanwhile, seem more interested in turning people away. Duh, I wonder why the Jews are losing numbers.

    Deuteronomy 4:26-27

    I appoint heaven and earth as witnesses for you today that you Will be cut off quickly from the Land you were crossing the Jordan to acquire. You shall not remain there long, for you will be wiped out. G-d will then Scatter you among the peoples and you shall be left few in number among the nations where G-d will lead you.

    Ezekiel 20:31-41

    31 and when, in offering your gifts, in making your sons to pass through the fire, ye pollute yourselves with all your idols, unto this day; shall I then be inquired of by you, O house of Israel? As I live, saith the Lord GOD, I will not be inquired of by you; 32 and that which cometh into your mind shall not be at all; in that ye say: We will be as the nations, as the families of the countries, to serve wood and stone. 33 As I live, saith the Lord GOD, surely with a mighty hand, and with an outstretched arm, and with fury poured out, will I be king over you; 34 and I will bring you out from the peoples, and will gather you out of the countries wherein ye are scattered, with a mighty hand, and with an outstretched arm, and with fury poured out; 35 and I will bring you into the wilderness of the peoples, and there will I plead with you face to face. 36 Like as I pleaded with your fathers in the wilderness of the land of Egypt, so will I plead with you, saith the Lord GOD. 37 And I will cause you to pass under the rod, and I will bring you into the bond of the covenant; 38 and I will purge out from among you the rebels, and them that transgress against Me; I will bring them forth out of the land where they sojourn, but they shall not enter into the land of Israel; and ye shall know that I am the LORD. 39 As for you, O house of Israel, thus saith the Lord GOD: Go ye, serve every one his idols, even because ye will not hearken unto Me; but My holy name shall ye no more profane with your gifts, and with your idols. 40 For in My holy mountain, in the mountain of the height of Israel, saith the Lord GOD, there shall all the house of Israel, all of them, serve Me in the land; there will I accept them, and there will I require your heave-offerings, and the first of your gifts, with all your holy things. 41 With your sweet savour will I accept you, when I bring you out from the peoples, and gather you out of the countries wherein ye have been scattered; and I will be sanctified in you in the sight of the nations. 42 And ye shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall bring you into the land of Israel, into the country which I lifted up My hand to give unto your fathers. 43 And there shall ye remember your ways, and all your doings, wherein ye have polluted yourselves; and ye shall loathe yourselves in your own sight for all your evils that ye have committed.

    44 And ye shall know that I am the LORD, when I have wrought with you for My name’s sake, not according to your evil ways, nor according to your corrupt doings, O ye house of Israel, saith the Lord GOD.’

  9. It is obvious that the only true Jews who should be allowed to live in Israel are Yamit and Shy Guy. Everyone in Israel should be just like them.

    No doubt they are of the orthodox faith that does not work, does not serve in the IDF, and does not contribute to society in any way other than to sit around all day responding to blogs and condemning everyone who is not like them. If every Jews was like them there would not be any more Jews in just one generation.

  10. Judaism is divided about converts.
    Our wise men z”l said:..Converts to Israel, are as difficult as the Psoriasis..(or, Lepra).
    Why was Moses refrain from enter the promised land? many would say that this was because hitting the rock twice, In my humble opinion this was because he had converted indiscreetly the mob despite God’s clear order not to.
    Should we or should we not?
    Ira.

  11. Please don’t get mad at me guys. I’ve been warned by a Jew that Orthodox Jews loooooooove to argue this stuff.

    No argument, just the facts. Remember “The Truth……..”!

    Let’s see, after they blow their load on Isaiah 53 and come up craps, what then? It’s all downhill from there.

    There is only one categorically unique claim in mankind’s religious history: only the Torah claims that a large, easily identifiable group heard God speak and survived to tell about it.

    The Torah is aware of its uniqueness and unabashedly offers this challenge to every Jew and Gentile (Christian) who has lived since Sinai:

    You might inquire about times long past, going back to the time God created man on earth [exploring] one end of the heavens to the other. See if anything as great as this has ever happened, or if the like has ever been heard. Has any nation ever heard God speaking out of fire, as you have, and still survived? (Deuteronomy 4:32–33)

    Crucially, the Torah’s claim about national revelation isn’t esoteric. If a religion claimed to have started when a centipede metamorphosed into a gorilla who, falling into a river, exploded in flame and disintegrated into ashes before rising in the form of a great human prophet, we would understand why such a claim might never be repeated. It is unlikely that two people would independently dream up identical stories with such intricate and nonintuitive details. Yet the Jewish claim is obvious and simple: God spoke to a group of people.

    All of our ancestors Beat that!

  12. yamit82 says:
    April 14, 2011 at 11:25 pm

    I would accept no convert into Israel under the law of Return until they have lived as Jews for at least 4 generations as Jews in the diaspora.

    #8 That sounds about right.

    Correction it should read #9

    harbano says:
    April 14, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    So, who are these people.

    Maybe These

  13. BlandOatmeal says:
    April 14, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    Sabril said,

    “I don’t see a problem if they are sincere converts and they really want to reject Jesus.”

    Since when did Jesus have anything to do with being a Jew? I say this sarcastically, because we all know that disbelief in Jesus has EVERYTHING to do with being a Jew — otherwise, I wouldn’t see comments such as yours. Christianity and Judaism both purport to be based upon Torah, with two great exceptions:

    1. Christians insist that THEY understand Torah correctly, and
    2. Jews insist that THEY understand Torah correctly.

    Once when I was in Korea a local tried to sell me a Rollex watch for $50. Being a bit street wise I opened the watch with my handy penknife and found the inner workings were from a cheap Timex that cost $10 at the time. The outer casing and band were good knockoffs of the original Rollex. This is the difference between Jews and Christians. Jews know the original and have been willing to pay the price. Christians and The Timex in a Rollex case seems to fit Christianity. If anyone wants to understand my peoples book there are many Jews I’m sure who would be willing to explain it to any Christian, for the right price! 🙂

    The big beef about Jesus, is that he had the chutzpah to tell the corrupt Jewish leaders of his day that they were wrong. The “Jews” (read, “Pharisees”) hated him for this, and conspired with the Sadducees and Herodians to have him killed. The Goiim accepted him and, as was their pagan way, made a god of him. Neither side, though, wants to come to grips with what he actually SAID, which is,

    “Do as they (religious leaders) say; but don’t you dare live like them, or you’ll be on the road to hell” (My paraphrase)

    Heck I criticize our leaders all the time, sometimes using same phraseology, so I must be Jesus? My first order as your god is to kiss my tuchus. Now as for going to Hell? Ha Ha I will refresh my Dante and Chaucer and come up with something really scary for you idiots. Woooooo!!!

    That said, there’s not a dime’s worth of difference between a Christian and a Jew; and if some of these Jewstians want to fight for Israel, more power to them!

    You must really be bankrupt. There are no theological similarities between the two it’s more like oil and water. Judaism is a code for living and Christianity is a code for death and the hereafter. Jews are free to do whatever they choose. On all electrical appliances there are directions for proper use and maintenance and warnings of dangers, like if you wrongly misuse or touch a hot wire etc. That’s Judaism. We ain’t got no lakes of Fire and hell fire etc. That’s pagan bullshit if you know what I mean? “G-d said to the Jews choose life over death.” Christians prefer a certain kind of death with it’s promised rewards, a lot like Islam. Don Juan in Hell

    The Jews have a purpose which is not to have everyone become Jews but to accept the oneness and the dominion of the one True creator of all things. To do so only requires you to reject false gods and saviors and obey and live according to the 7 laws of Noah. For non Jews that’s enough. To be Jewish is more than religion and belief. We can safely assimilate a few non Jews into the tribe but not masses greater than we can assimilate, without having our own beliefs and traditions corrupted and compromised by new Jews. In short, we don’t want you or need you, as Jews and certainly not as Israelis.

  14. Yonatan says:
    April 15, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    The waiting will continue until a suitable redirection can take place…

    Yep. Never fails. Heh.

  15. HCQ says:
    April 15, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    I’m still not seeing how there aren’t instances of intercession all throughout Jewish history

    Who said there aren’t?

    Was not a ram provided so that Abraham’s son, Isaac, would not perish?

    No. The ram was noticed by Abraham after Abraham had already been told not to kill Yitchak and the sparing of Yicthak’s life was not dependent on the ram.

    I’ve been warned by a Jew that Orthodox Jews loooooooove to argue this stuff.

    How about you christians doing some answering for a change. I asked 2 questions with links to the material. Waiting.

  16. What the Akeidah teaches is that Abraham was tested in the same way that he found G-d. Abraham came to the conclusion of a One G-d through logical analysis. Abraham was to take his son, his “only son”. Now, previously Abraham was told that he would be the ancestor of a great nation and his son would be his heir to generations. If he were to offer this son there would be no generations to follow. This would go against Abraham’s logical analysis, and This was his test. How could he have generations without a son. On a final note, G-d did not say in specific terms to “sacrifice” his son.

    On a previous note: Note that Zecharyah says in that verse, ‘riding on an ass’, and ‘on a donkey’, the ‘foal of a she ass’. There is a hidden meaning here concerning current events.

  17. I’m still not seeing how there aren’t instances of intercession all throughout Jewish history. Was not a ram provided so that Abraham’s son, Isaac, would not perish? Wasn’t the Lord moved by Abraham’s brokenhearted willingness to sacrifice his own son in order to to show the depth of his submission to the LORD? Genesis 22 is very instructive.

    Please don’t get mad at me guys. I’ve been warned by a Jew that Orthodox Jews loooooooove to argue this stuff.

  18. HCQ says:
    April 15, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Huh. According to my copy of the Stone Edition Tanahk, Hebrew-English translation, with Rashi’s commentary, Zechariah 9:9 is a reference to the messiah.

    You block-quoted but did not read. I wrote concerning the Xtian man-god and that what Zecharyah speaks of cannot apply to Yeshu, and that the writer of Matthew contrived a narrative. If the writer would have read the narrative he should have known it could not be speaking of Yeshu. So, when you included Is 53 we all know where you are coming from. And, if you have that Tanach you should be able to clearly understand that 53 is not speaking about Yeshu in particular.

  19. To HCQ:

    Pay heed to the words of Jeremiah 16:19 “To You nations will come from the ends of the earth and say: It was all lies that our ancestors inherited, futility that has no purpose.” What religion has its origins in times of old that could go to the Jew and say they inherited lies.

    We have an indication of who these people might be. As it says in Zephaniah 1:5 “..and those who bow down and swear to Hashem and then swear by their king”. There is only one religion that speaks to G-d and them in “his name”. These are ones who G-d stretches out His hand Against.

  20. Sharbano said:

    Instead, what is the entire chapter speaking of. I believe Xtians want to use this as referring to their man-god. Just as with every other reference the chapter doesn’t fit. But even according to their text it is not a “prophecy”. What does Matthew say in that regard, not that it is a prophecy, but rather, get a pair of donkeys “so we can make it fit” that the prophet is speaking about yeshu. Notice that the text is contriving a prophetic fulfillment. Since this is the first of things written it sets down a theme for all of Xtianity, a contrived narrative.

    Huh. According to my copy of the Stone Edition Tanahk, Hebrew-English translation, with Rashi’s commentary, Zechariah 9:9 is a reference to the messiah.

  21. Oh, good grief! The old missionary poof texts again?! Are you going to ask all 300 of them?

    What about Isaiah 9:9? What? You think that because the NT said jesus came riding on his ass 🙂 into Jerusalem that it actually happened? BTW, try reading the following verse 10, which never came true according to anybody’s book of fairy tales.

    As for Isaiah: Jewish Isaiah 53

    Now you answer me some questions. It’s time to turn this street into 2 way traffic:

    1. How could jesus have been anyone’s messiah?

    2. Did jesus’ “disciples” die for a lie?

    Welcome to 2000 years of suckerhood.

  22. HCQ says:
    So how should one interpret Zechariah 9:9?

    Instead, what is the entire chapter speaking of. I believe Xtians want to use this as referring to their man-god. Just as with every other reference the chapter doesn’t fit. But even according to their text it is not a “prophecy”. What does Matthew say in that regard, not that it is a prophecy, but rather, get a pair of donkeys “so we can make it fit” that the prophet is speaking about yeshu. Notice that the text is contriving a prophetic fulfillment. Since this is the first of things written it sets down a theme for all of Xtianity, a contrived narrative.

    And NOW you include Isaiah 53. Once again read the entire chapter, actually beginning in 52 and see that it isn’t speaking of one person but the entire “nation” of Israel. Read it with understanding and “see” that it is the Xtian nations who have sinned in their treatment of the Jews. No doubt YOUR version changes the plural references and replaces them with a singular reference.

  23. The big beef about Jesus, is that he had the chutzpah to tell the corrupt Jewish leaders of his day that they were wrong.

    No, the big beef about Jesus is that he is viewed by some as “God the Son incarnated.” If that’s what you believe, you are Christian and not Jewish.

    That said, there’s not a dime’s worth of difference between a Christian and a Jew

    Lol, I guess that’s why the Nazis tried to slaughter all of the Christians in Europe.

    The Jews, meanwhile, seem more interested in turning people away. Duh, I wonder why the Jews are losing numbers.

    That’s another difference between Christians and Jews. Christians believe that everyone in the world needs to follow their religion. Jews do not.

    Anyway, as far as I am concerned, the 7th Day Adventists are perfectly free to set up their own state anywhere in the 99.998% of the world’s land which is not Israel.

  24. The accurate spelling of the name of the guy heading this group is “Baruch Avrahamovich”.

    LMGTFY

    Follow the Russian links and use Google Translate. Messyanic christian ephraimites. May they drop dead before they put their feet on our soil.

  25. scp says:
    April 15, 2011 at 10:46 am

    Should anyone here be interested in a more factual history of the Cherokee:

    A mol iz geven drai Indians.

    Di mama, Pocayenta, der tate, Geronowitz, und di tokhter, Minihorowitz. Ein tog, kumt aheim Minihorowitz und zogt, “Mama, ikh vil heretn!”

    “Heretn! ‘siz shoin tsait! Du bist yest an alte moid! Sekhtsen yor alt! Ver iz der bokher?”

    “Oi, Mama, hob ikh getofn mit a bokher! Shtark, heldish, …”

    “Vos iz zain nomen?”

    “Sitting Bulvon.”

    “Vos far a yikhus hot er?”

    “Zain tate iz Meshigine Ferd, der gantser macher fun di Schvartsfus tribe.”

    “Oi, veln mir hobn a khasene! Alle di Shvartsfus, alle di Shmohawks, und di gantse mishpoche… Oy oy oy, mir hobn ein tsore!”

    “Vos iz di mer?”

    “Di tsipi iz nisht grois genuk far alle di gestn fun khasene. Geronowitz!
    Geronowitz,
    shtei af dem tuches und gei krig far mir a buffalo!”

    “Farvus vilstu a buffalo?”

    “Mitn fleish fun buffalo, ken ikh makhen a gut gedempte buffalo tsimis. Und mitn pelts ken ikh makhen groiser di tsipi, und mir veln kenen ainleidn di gantse velt tsum khasene!”

    Geit avek Geronowitz. Ein tog. Tsvei tog. Nisht kin Geronowitz. A vokh shpeter, kumpt aheim Geronowitz, mit gornisht in zain hent.

    “Shimeil! Vu iz main buffalo?” zogt Pocayente.

    “Du und dain buffalo tsimis! Ikh hob eikh beide in bod!”

    “Vos iz di mer?”

    “Ershtn tog, hob ikh gezen a buffalo. Nit grois genuk far tsipi, nit gut genug far tsimis. Tsveitn tug, hob ikh gezen anandere buffalo. Gut genuk, grois genuk, ober mit aza farfoilte pelts! A mieskait fun a buffalo, hob ikh keinmol nit gezen! A por mer teg, hob ikh gezen anandere buffalo. Grois genuk, gut genuk, a perfect buffalo!”

    “Nu, vuden?”

    “Vuden? Bin ikh gegangn tsu shokhetn de buffalo. Hob ikh gekukt in main tash, und Goyishe Kop! Ikh hob genumen mit mir di milkhedike tomahawk!”

    🙂

  26. HCQ says:
    April 15, 2011 at 9:38 am

    I can somewhat agree here. I think any $$$ should be given directly to the State of Israel. Surely, even you can see the value in keeping contributions secular.

    I am all for an purely moral humanistic joint efforts with any individual christian or group which will not harm a single spiritual hair on the head of any of my people. Unfortunately, this is not the case – just the opposite.

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    From a Cherokee website:

    WELCOME TO CHICKAMAUGAN FIRE,

    A RESOURCE PAGE FOR NON-ENROLLABLE CHEROKEE. YOU WILL FIND NO LINKS HERE TO OTHER SITES WHERE YOU ARE PUT DOWN BECAUSE YOUR ANCESTORS WOULD NOT SIGN THE INFAMOUS DAWES ROLLS THAT LED TO THE TERMINATION OF THE OLD CHEROKEE NATION IN 1906. YOU ARE ENCOURAGED ON OUR LINKS TO GET INVOLVED WITH THE PRESERVATION OF YOUR OWN CULTURE BE THAT CHEROKEE, CELT, JEWISH, BLACK OR WHAT HAVE YOU. IF YOU ARE OF CHEROKEE BACKGROUND, YOU HAD BETTER STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS BEFORE THE YONEGA GOVERNMENT DESTROYS THEM COMPLETELY.

    YOU WILL ALSO NOT FIND HERE ANY NEW AGE LINKS. WE DO NOT SUPPORT PAN INDIAN MIXING OF TRADITIONS. WE BELIEVE THAT WE ANIYVWIYV SHOULD FOLLOW OUR OWN WAYS. LEAVE THE LAKOTA WAY TO THE LAKOTA FOR IT IS SACRED TO THEM. THE LONGHOUSE WAY TO THE HAUDENSHAUNEE FOR IT IS SACRED TO THEM. ALSO LEAVE CHRISTIANITY TO THE GENTILE WHITEMAN FOR IT IS SACRED TO THEM. IF THEY LIVED BY WHAT THAT RABBI REALLY TAUGHT, THE AMERICAN HOLOCAUST AND THE NAZI HOLOCAUST NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. AS THAT OLD SERPENT HITLER WAS INSPIRED BY THE REMOVAL OF THE FIVE SOUTHEASTERN TRIBES.

    IF YOU ARE OF JEWISH BACKGROUND AND THINKING ABOUT THE “BIG SWITCH”, CHECK OUT JEWS FOR JUDAISM FIRST. YOU HAVE A LOT TO OFFER THE WORLD – WHO YOU ARE AS YOU ARE.. ALSO VISIT “WE ARE NOT GOING TO BURN IN HELL!”. A JEWISH RESPONSE TO CHRISTIANITY.

    Hmm… I think the Indians got it right.

  28. Yamit said:

    I would accept no convert into Israel under the law of Return until they have lived as Jews for at least 4 generations as Jews in the diaspora.

    Likud has been encouraging Christian & non jewish zionists to immigrate to Israel and settle in the “west bank” for well over 10 years now. There is a method to the madness as one can see that importing non jewish Zionists & Christian zionists actually helps offset arab muslim populations and helps Israel settle more land quicker. This isn’t too problematic as long as the growing numbers of these imported populations doesn’t usurp the Jewish population via natural increase.

  29. ShyGuy said:

    Um, we wouldn’t be discussing your stupid ignorant dead Jew on a stick pagan mangod deity if it weren’t for the fact that christians cannot leave us Jews alone, not even in our own Jewish country, and keep on pouring 100s of millions of dollars into missionary organizations and activities, much of them crafted through deception of the ignorant (on both sides).

    I can somewhat agree here. I think any $$$ should be given directly to the State of Israel. Surely, even you can see the value in keeping contributions secular.

  30. BlandOatmeal says:
    April 14, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    … but you Jews are so hung up on Jesus

    Um, we wouldn’t be discussing your stupid ignorant dead Jew on a stick pagan mangod deity if it weren’t for the fact that christians cannot leave us Jews alone, not even in our own Jewish country, and keep on pouring 100s of millions of dollars into missionary organizations and activities, much of them crafted through deception of the ignorant (on both sides).

    Try buggering off us and see how much or how little we bother talking about your stupid “savior”.

  31. From a Cherokee website:

    WELCOME TO CHICKAMAUGAN FIRE,

    A RESOURCE PAGE FOR NON-ENROLLABLE CHEROKEE. YOU WILL FIND NO LINKS HERE TO OTHER SITES WHERE YOU ARE PUT DOWN BECAUSE YOUR ANCESTORS WOULD NOT SIGN THE INFAMOUS DAWES ROLLS THAT LED TO THE TERMINATION OF THE OLD CHEROKEE NATION IN 1906. YOU ARE ENCOURAGED ON OUR LINKS TO GET INVOLVED WITH THE PRESERVATION OF YOUR OWN CULTURE BE THAT CHEROKEE, CELT, JEWISH, BLACK OR WHAT HAVE YOU. IF YOU ARE OF CHEROKEE BACKGROUND, YOU HAD BETTER STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS BEFORE THE YONEGA GOVERNMENT DESTROYS THEM COMPLETELY.

    YOU WILL ALSO NOT FIND HERE ANY NEW AGE LINKS. WE DO NOT SUPPORT PAN INDIAN MIXING OF TRADITIONS. WE BELIEVE THAT WE ANIYVWIYV SHOULD FOLLOW OUR OWN WAYS. LEAVE THE LAKOTA WAY TO THE LAKOTA FOR IT IS SACRED TO THEM. THE LONGHOUSE WAY TO THE HAUDENSHAUNEE FOR IT IS SACRED TO THEM. ALSO LEAVE CHRISTIANITY TO THE GENTILE WHITEMAN FOR IT IS SACRED TO THEM. IF THEY LIVED BY WHAT THAT RABBI REALLY TAUGHT, THE AMERICAN HOLOCAUST AND THE NAZI HOLOCAUST NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. AS THAT OLD SERPENT HITLER WAS INSPIRED BY THE REMOVAL OF THE FIVE SOUTHEASTERN TRIBES.

    IF YOU ARE OF JEWISH BACKGROUND AND THINKING ABOUT THE “BIG SWITCH”, CHECK OUT JEWS FOR JUDAISM FIRST. YOU HAVE A LOT TO OFFER THE WORLD – WHO YOU ARE AS YOU ARE.. ALSO VISIT “WE ARE NOT GOING TO BURN IN HELL!”. A JEWISH RESPONSE TO CHRISTIANITY.

    Hmm… I think the Indians got it right.

  32. I would accept no convert into Israel under the law of Return until they have lived as Jews for at least 4 generations as Jews in the diaspora.

    #8 That sounds about right.

  33. Sabril said,

    “I don’t see a problem if they are sincere converts and they really want to reject Jesus.”

    Since when did Jesus have anything to do with being a Jew? I say this sarcastically, because we all know that disbelief in Jesus has EVERYTHING to do with being a Jew — otherwise, I wouldn’t see comments such as yours. Christianity and Judaism both purport to be based upon Torah, with two great exceptions:

    1. Christians insist that THEY understand Torah correctly, and
    2. Jews insist that THEY understand Torah correctly.

    The big beef about Jesus, is that he had the chutzpah to tell the corrupt Jewish leaders of his day that they were wrong. The “Jews” (read, “Pharisees”) hated him for this, and conspired with the Sadducees and Herodians to have him killed. The Goiim accepted him and, as was their pagan way, made a god of him. Neither side, though, wants to come to grips with what he actually SAID, which is,

    “Do as they (religious leaders) say; but don’t you dare live like them, or you’ll be on the road to hell” (My paraphrase)

    That said, there’s not a dime’s worth of difference between a Christian and a Jew; and if some of these Jewstians want to fight for Israel, more power to them!

    By the way, has anyone noticed that there are more Mormons in the world today than Jews? The same goes for Pentecostals, Assemblies of God, Seventh Day Adventists and probably also Jehovah’s Witnesses — and these Jewstian sects have been around less than 200 years. That’s because they’re all zealous for their religions and actively seeking converts. The Jews, meanwhile, seem more interested in turning people away. Duh, I wonder why the Jews are losing numbers.

    Lots of Christians are tired of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, and want to practice a religion with genuine roots in the Bible; but you Jews are so hung up on Jesus (interesting pun), and on your own inflated self-worth, that you continually put them off. The greatest threat the Jews can pose to those who hate them, is to make it known that you cannot stamp out Judaism because TRUE Judaism is faith in the God of the Bible; and even if you killed off all the Jews in the world, more would flood to their ranks by the millions; because you cannot stamp out the word of God.

    But have your way, and I will confine myself to sarcastic jokes.

  34. Bert says:
    April 14, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    I hope we can avoid the Woody Allen response

    Shut up and eat your shiksah!

    🙂

  35. I hope we can avoid the Woody Allen response, namely that we do not want to associate with anyone who wants to associate with us. Beneath this sick joke is an element of self deprecation were some Jews think so little of their own faith that they cannot believe that any non-Jews would want to convert. During the Roman time we hear that many intelligent Romans converted to Judaism. Today we actually pride ourselves on discouraging converts. That is really sick. Sincere converts should be welcome just as it is taught in our religion. Along with that I hope that the self-hating Jews on the left would be encouraged to convert to something else and stop undermining Jewish security.

  36. I don’t see a problem if they are sincere converts and they really want to reject Jesus. Still, I would be suspicious of a group which wants to come in to Israel en masse.

  37. BO, you truly crack me up. I haven’t laughed so much since i read the PA wants $5B to create their own state.

  38. [There is no reason why this initiative shouldn’t be supported. This could become a trend that sees more converts making aliya than Jews. T. Belman]

    First of all, I suggested rephrasing the end to say “more converts making aliyah than Jews by birth”. Converts are Jews.

    Second, what Yonatan said. Who is this Baruch Abramovich? A thorough Google search points to nothing but this article. The same article in Hebrew gives a bit more background on this guy.

    Ted, I’m all for anyone who wants to sincerely convert but my intuition tells me to be very suspicious.

  39. Jews preying upon Bible-ignorant Christians. Shame, shame! Christians are in danger of death by assimilation (sarcasm).

  40. Sadly, I meet more and more xtians in Israel who have “converted” because it is the only way to get into the country. “Managing to keep a Shabbat” does not make one a Jew. These people are in the country busily trying to convert all Jews to yashka. That is the reality. Why do Jews always fall for everything? By down grading our own heritage and religious beliefs and embracing xtians we are contributing to our own demise. Just ask any Jewish mother whose son decides not to become bar mitzva because he is following yashka now. Money, smiles,volunteering in the IDF, and yes, even undergoing a conversion–all considered legitimate in order to convert the Jews and grab out land. What will it take to wake us up?

  41. Unfortunately, as we have read many time from many posters here in Israpundit land, there are many christians that consider themselves Jewish these days. Its gotten out of hand and is only going to get worse. Theres a reason why we are harsh on these people.

    That being said, we don’t want to turn away real converts. The problem is finding out who’s who.